by Sunil Rajguru in Politics
·...yaha se pachaas pachaas kos door gaon main jab secularist/civil society/Congressi bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kahati hai beta soja ..soja nahi to Modi pradhan mantri ban jaayega…
· Finally media, Congress, JD(U) have formed a pro-BJP outfit: RSPCA.
(Royal Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Advani)
(Royal Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Advani)
· The Bihar BJP-JD(U) marriage is like a husband and wife getting perfectly along but divorcing due to father-in-law problems.
· Bihar BJP’s new war cry…
Modi for CM! Modi for PM!
Modi for CM! Modi for PM!
· Dear Nitish Kumar,
You have successfully uninstalled Communalism and installed Secularism on your Political Computer.
Don’t be under the illusion that your computer won’t totally crash or at least keep hanging from now on.
You have successfully uninstalled Communalism and installed Secularism on your Political Computer.
Don’t be under the illusion that your computer won’t totally crash or at least keep hanging from now on.
· Na rahega BJP ka baas to nahin bajegi NDA ki basoori.
Arthath: For BJP, currently self-preservation is more important than coalition.
Arthath: For BJP, currently self-preservation is more important than coalition.
· How?
Modi = Communal, Genocidal, Dictatorial.
Hence Anti-Modi = Secular, Humane, Democratic.
Congress = Communal, Genocidal, Dictatorial.
Hence pro-Congress = Secular, Humane, Democratic.
Modi = Communal, Genocidal, Dictatorial.
Hence Anti-Modi = Secular, Humane, Democratic.
Congress = Communal, Genocidal, Dictatorial.
Hence pro-Congress = Secular, Humane, Democratic.
· Journo 1: My favourite dish is Banana Split. What about yours?
Journo 2: NDA Split!
Journo 2: NDA Split!
· BJP was touchable till 2004.
Now its untouchable.
2014: If it gets 40 more seats than Cong, then politically it’ll become highly touchable.
Now its untouchable.
2014: If it gets 40 more seats than Cong, then politically it’ll become highly touchable.
· NDA to sasura 2004 main hi mar gaya tha.
Log abhi kyun maatam mana rahe hai?
2014 ki picture baaki kya, shuru bhi nahin hui hai!
Log abhi kyun maatam mana rahe hai?
2014 ki picture baaki kya, shuru bhi nahin hui hai!
· Somewhere in the world, they are trying to revive the extinct mammoth.
In Bihar, BJP-JD(U) are desperately trying to revive an extinct Laloo.
In Bihar, BJP-JD(U) are desperately trying to revive an extinct Laloo.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Modi Phobia
Modi elections jeet nahin sakta!
–>Lo! Teen jeet liye!
–>Lo! Teen jeet liye!
Modi CM raha nahin sakta!
–>Lo! Dus saal ke liye raha!
–>Lo! Dus saal ke liye raha!
India Modi ko kabhi accept nahin kargega!
–>Lo! Saare opinion polls main hum aage hai!
–>Lo! Saare opinion polls main hum aage hai!
Modi ke paas India ke liye koi vision nahin hai!
–>Lo! To mere saare speeches non-stop sab TV channels cover kyun kar rahe?
–>Lo! To mere saare speeches non-stop sab TV channels cover kyun kar rahe?
BJP Modi ko kabhi project nahin karega!
–>Lo! Kar liya!
–>Lo! Kar liya!
Modi elections jeet nahin sakta, allies mil nahin sakte aur PM ban nahin sakta.
–>Ha! Khushi se isko lakhon baar bolte raho, bolte raho…
–>Ha! Khushi se isko lakhon baar bolte raho, bolte raho…
· Hung Parliament se dar nahi lagta sahab, par Modi se lagtaa hai…
· It is quite fashionable in India to brush Congress communal violence and Communist ideological violence under the carpet.
· They say: BJP has 2002 and Congress has 1984.
The truth: Congress has 1969, 1980, 1983, 1984, 1989, 1992…
Just check the history books.
The truth: Congress has 1969, 1980, 1983, 1984, 1989, 1992…
Just check the history books.
· The Bihar BJP-JD(U) marriage is like a husband and wife getting perfectly along but divorcing due to father-in-law problems.
· Bihar BJP’s new war cry…
Modi for CM! Modi for PM!
Modi for CM! Modi for PM!
Once You Join Congress Party
Once you join the Congress party in India, you have absolutely no choice but to serve the Nehru-Gandhi dynasty and not the party.
Please read to the tune of Gotta Serve Somebody by Bob Dylan…
You may be a PhD from England or France,
You may like to gamble, you might like to dance,
You may be the political heavyweight champion of your world,
You may be a socialite with a long string of pearls.
You may like to gamble, you might like to dance,
You may be the political heavyweight champion of your world,
You may be a socialite with a long string of pearls.
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty, yes indeed,
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
Might be great orator thundering on the stage,
Might have money and followers at your command, opponents in a cage,
You may be a business man or some high degree thief,
They may call you doctor or they may call you chief.
Might have money and followers at your command, opponents in a cage,
You may be a business man or some high degree thief,
They may call you doctor or they may call you chief.
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty, yes indeed,
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
You may be a state Chief Minister; you might be a young political Turk,
You may be the head of some big TV network,
You may be rich or poor, you may even have the same surname,
You may be living in another country under another name.
You may be the head of some big TV network,
You may be rich or poor, you may even have the same surname,
You may be living in another country under another name.
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty, yes indeed,
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
You may be a VVIP with your own aerodrome,
You may be living in a mansion or you might live in a dome,
You might own guns and you might even own databanks,
You might be somebody’s landlord you might even own banks.
You may be living in a mansion or you might live in a dome,
You might own guns and you might even own databanks,
You might be somebody’s landlord you might even own banks.
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty, yes indeed,
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
You may be a stalwart with a great deal of pride,
You may be a shady politician taking bribes on the side,
You may be a ferocious lion in your own lair,
You may be somebody’s mistress, may be somebody’s heir.
You may be a shady politician taking bribes on the side,
You may be a ferocious lion in your own lair,
You may be somebody’s mistress, may be somebody’s heir.
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty, yes indeed,
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
Might like to wear khadi, might like to wear silk,
Might like to drink whiskey, might like to drink milk,
You might like to eat imported, you might like to eat simple bread,
You may be sleeping on the floor, sleeping in a king-sized bed.
Might like to drink whiskey, might like to drink milk,
You might like to eat imported, you might like to eat simple bread,
You may be sleeping on the floor, sleeping in a king-sized bed.
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty, yes indeed,
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
You may call me Chidu, you may call me Mani,
You may call me MMS, you may call me Antony,
You may call me Kapil, you may call me Ramesh,
You may call me anything but no matter what you say.
You may call me MMS, you may call me Antony,
You may call me Kapil, you may call me Ramesh,
You may call me anything but no matter what you say.
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty, yes indeed,
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
You’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty,
It may be the Queen or it may be the Yuvraj,
But you’re gonna have to serve the Dynasty.
This Spoof by Sunil Rajguru
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